hares – Hash House Harriers Songbook

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We will Hash you

November 14, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

Buddy you’re a hare make a shit trail,
Layin’ in the street gonna be a good hare some day,
You got beer on yo’ face,
You big disgrace,
Spillin yo down down all over the place,

Singin’
We will we will hash you!
We will we will hash you!

Buddy you’re a drunk hound lost hound,
Shoutin’ in the street gonna find your way on trail some day,
You got blood on yo’ face,
You big disgrace,
Trippin over shiggy all over the place,

We will we will hash you,
(Sing it!)
We will we will hash you,

Buddy you’re an old hound horny hound,
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna get you some sex some day,
You got tits on your face,
Big disgrace,
(Male Hasher’s name) in drag you should have said no thanks.

Singin we will we will hash you,
We will we will hash you.

You will, you will down down.
You will, you will down down.

We are the hashers

November 14, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

I’ve paid my dues,
Been lost out on trail,
I’ve lost my beer,
So I’m gonna wail.

And bad mistakes,
I’ve made a few,
I’ve hit my share of falsies and backchecks,
But I’ve come through!

Chorus:
We are the hashers, my friends,
And we’ll keep on hashing ’til the end.
We are the hashers,
We are the hashers,
No time for back checks,
‘Cause we are the hashers of the world!

I was frb,
And now dfl,
That back check got me lost and everything that goes with it,
Til I found you all.
The trail’s been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise,
I consider it a challenge before the whole drunken race,
And I ain’t gonna lose

Chorus

Blessing of the hares

September 16, 2017
by MastaBaba

Bless these hares,
Bless this trail,
Coppus no catch us,
Farmer no shoot us,
Doggus no bite us,
Heatus no stroke us,
Coitus no interruptus

Dicky Dinah

September 14, 2017October 23, 2017
by MastaBaba

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve seen it, I’ve seen it, I’ve been in between it,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

It would take a coal miner to find her vagina
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She married an Italian with balls like a bloody stallion
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

If she was my daughter I’d cut them a little shorter
’cause the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve felt it, I’ve smelt it, it’s just like a piece of velvet
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She slept with a demon who washed her with semen
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She’s not a great looker, but everyone took ‘er
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve touched it, I’ve licked it, it tastes just like brisket
And the hairs of her dicky dinahhung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I folded her lips back, and there found a six-pack
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

The aroma it lingers, it smells like fish fingers
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees