Drink Drink Drink Your Beer

Drink drink drink your beer
To pay for your crime
Stop complaining about the taste
There’s no cum this time

Camel Toe

Such a beautiful girl
And your shorts are on so tight
That when you stand just right I can see it all

When you’re on the trail
And your shorts are soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette when I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, beavage
I see your Hoover cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain’t hiding nothing
Your coochie, your snapper
You’re showing off your flapper

It’s your camel toe
It looks so nice so baby let it show
Just like a pink taco
I see your camel toe

Glorious victorious

Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer

Got drunk last night
Got drunk the night before
Gonna get drunk tonight
Like I’ve never been drunk before

Cuz when I get drunk I’m as happy as can be
Cause we’re all part of the Hasher family

Oh the Hasher Family
Is the best family
To ever come over
From Old Germany

You’ve got your high-ass drunks
You’ve got your low-ass drunks
You’ve got your Asian drunks
And we’re all fucking drunk

Singing glorious, victorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us
Singing Glory be to God that there are no more of us
Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear
Of the Hash House!

When it’s incest time in Texas

When it’s incest time in Texas
No woman can be found
And Grandma’s in the bathroom
Her panties halfway down

No time for masturbation
No time to beat your meat
When it’s incest time in Texas
Mother-fucking can’t be beat!