Offensive
Bullshit!
Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Bull-shit, bull-shit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me,
Bull-shit, bull-shit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me!
Offensive
Offensive
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I’m a Little Hasher
To the tune of I’m a Little Tea Pot
I’m a little hasher,
horny and drunk,
There is her bum and here is my junk,
When I get all worked up I whip it out,
Bend her over and make her shout!
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Dos a Beer
To the tune of Do Re Mi.
Dos- A beer, a Mexican beer
Ray- A guy, who sells me beer
Me- The guy, who buys the beer
Far- So long-long way from beer
So- I think I’ll have a beer
La- Lalalalalala!
Tea- No thanks, I’ll have a beer
And that brings us back to Dos, Dos, Dos..
Down, down, down…
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Head?!? (2nd Part)
Hashers:
We don’t want women with good taste,
We want women who taste good!
Harriettes:
A good man is hard to find,
A hard man is good to find!
Offensive
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
To the opening tune of The Mickey Mouse Club.
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty Trail! Shitty Trail.
The motherfucker set a shitty trail!
I would rather drink beer than run your shitty trail.
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L!
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Offensive
Hot vagina
Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
Just munch munch munch munch munch.
It’s so tasty and delicious,
Bite size and ready to eat,
Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina can’t be beat.
Offensive
War Hares
He runs slower than molasses,
Cause he’s scoping young boys’ asses,
Master of inebriation,
And delayed ejaculation,
All those oozing sores are burning,
From the tricks that he’s been turning,
With the ladies he has no luck,
Cause he’s always too drunk to fuck,
Down-down-down!
Composed by Oral Roberts
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How Far I’ll Go
There’s a mark where the hare laid the chalk and it calls me,
But no one knows, how far it goes.
All the time wondering where-I-need-to-be is behind me,
I’m on my own, to trails unknown.
Every turn I take, every trail I track,
Is a choice I make, now I can’t turn back.
From the great unknown where we go alone,
Where I long to be,
See the mark of the chalk in the street, it calls me,
And yes I know that I can go,
There’s a beer ne’ar-by and the pack is beside me,
Soon I’ll know how far I’ll go.
Offensive
I’ll Be Hare for You
So no one told you you were going to hare today (clap clap clap),
The other hare got lost and drunk along the way.
I’ve already covered for you twice this year,
And after I get back from laying trail, I’m drinking your beer!
I’ll be hare for you,
With boob checks galore.
I’ll be hare for you,
Because your virgin’s a whore.
I’ll be hare for you,
And then I’ll drink your beer too.
Down, down, down, down.
Offensive
Pissanya
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya,
In Russian it means “I love you”,
If I had my way I’d pissanya all day,
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya.
Shittanya, Shittanya, Shittanya,
In Russian it means “I adore you”,
If I had my way I’d shittanya all day,
Shittanya, shittanya, shittanya.
Cummanya, Cummanya, Cummanya,
In Russian it means “I need you”,
If I had my way, I’d Cummanya all day,
Cummanya, Cummanya, Cummanya.