El Camino

Chorus:
El Camino El El Camino
El Camino El El Camino

The front is like a car and the back is like a truck,
The front is where you drive and the back is where you…

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The front is all hydraulics and the back is all shocks,
The girls don’t care when they’re bouncing on my…

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You can pick up classy ladies, you can pick up dirty sluts,
In the front you kiss ‘em softly, in the back you do ‘em in their…

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You can take it to the brothel you can take it to the store,
In the front you put your beer, in the back you put your…

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Well the front is where you fuck and the back is where you fuck,
Yeah the front is where you fuck and the back is where you…

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Oh Harriette

Oh Harriette Your Beautiful
With freshly shaven pubes
With nipples so erect and hard
Oh a pair of lushes boobs!

Oh Harriette, Oh Harriette
Please spread your legs for me!
And crown my wood
With something good
Before you have to pee…!

El Camino

Chorus:
El Camino, El-el Camino,
El Camino, El-el Camino,

Verses:

Well the front is like a car,
And the back is like a truck,
The front is where you drive,
And the back is where you…

You can drive it to the brothel,
You can drive it to the store,
The front you fill with groceries,
The back you fill with…

Well the front is where you fuck,
And the back is where you fuck,
The front is where you fuck,
And the back is where you…

The back rides high,
And the front rides low,
I’ll give you a free ride,
If you give me a…

You can pay with weed,
Or you can pay with gas,
If you don’t have either,
Then you can pay with…

You can take out classy ladies,
You can take out dirty sluts,
In the front you kiss them softly,
In the back you do their…

You can drive an automatic,
Or you can drive a stick,
Doesn’t matter how you drive it,
Cause you’ll still suck my…

The front is all hydraulics,
and the back is all shocks,
The girls don’t care,
when they’re bouncing on my…

You can pick up classy ladies,
you can pick up dirty sluts,
In the front you kiss ‘em softly,
in the back you do ‘em in their…

You can take it to the brothel,
you can take it to the store,
In the front you put your beer,
in the back you put your…