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Farts in A Bottle
If i could save farts in a bottle,
The first thing that I’d like to do,
Is to save every fart till eternity passes away,
and then share them with you…
If i could save farts in a bottle,
The first thing that I’d like to do,
Is to save every fart till eternity passes away,
and then share them with you…
Call: Give me an “O”
Response: “O”
Call: Give me an “R”
Response: “R”
Call: Give me an “G”
Response: “G”
Call: Give me an “A”
Response: “A”
Call: Give me an “S”
Response: “S”
Call: Give me an “M”
Response: “M”
Call: What’s that spell?
Response: Orgasm!
Call: What’s that take?
Response: “TONGUE WORK!” (tongue licking action optional.)
(with right arm extended singing to hand)
Nobody does it better,
Makes me feel sad for the rest,
Oh right hand,
Baby you’re the best!
Just a spoonful of Jism helps the harriettes go down,
Helps the harriettes go down.
Just a spoonful of Jism helps the harriettes go down,
In the most delightful ways!
B-U-B-B-I-E-S Boobies.
B-U-B-B-I-E-S Boobies.
A’s and B’s and C’s and D’s,
I like them between my knees.
B-U-B-B-I-E-S boobies!