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Farts in A Bottle
If i could save farts in a bottle,
The first thing that I’d like to do,
Is to save every fart till eternity passes away,
and then share them with you…
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Offensive
ORGASM
Call: Give me an “O”
Response: “O”
Call: Give me an “R”
Response: “R”
Call: Give me an “G”
Response: “G”
Call: Give me an “A”
Response: “A”
Call: Give me an “S”
Response: “S”
Call: Give me an “M”
Response: “M”
Call: What’s that spell?
Response: Orgasm!
Call: What’s that take?
Response: “TONGUE WORK!” (tongue licking action optional.)
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Nobody Does it Better
(with right arm extended singing to hand)
Nobody does it better,
Makes me feel sad for the rest,
Oh right hand,
Baby you’re the best!
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A spoonful of Jism
Just a spoonful of Jism helps the harriettes go down,
Helps the harriettes go down.
Just a spoonful of Jism helps the harriettes go down,
In the most delightful ways!
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Boobies
B-U-B-B-I-E-S Boobies.
B-U-B-B-I-E-S Boobies.
A’s and B’s and C’s and D’s,
I like them between my knees.
B-U-B-B-I-E-S boobies!