What Cums Next?

They say,
The pride of my drawers not a size that they’re willing to lay.

Insane,
You cheat with the Mensch, now I’m rubbing my lance and in pain.

I’m so blue,
I thought that we’d made an arrangement.
When you went away,
You were mine to subdue.
Well, even despite our estrangement, I’ve got,
A small query for you:

What cums next?
You’ve been freed,
Do you know how rare I am to breed?

You’re on your own,
Awesome, wow,
Do you have a clue what happens now?

Panties fall,
Erections rise,
It’s much harder to maintain this guise.

All alone, lost to thee,
When your people say they hate you,
Don’t come crawling back to me.

You’ll be Back

You say
The wish of my loins not a wish that you’re filling today.

You cry
In your tea which you hurl into me when you see me go by.

Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away,
Now you’re fucking some Chad.
Remember, despite our estrangement, I’m your man.

On your back, soon you’ll be,
You’ll remember you submit to me.
On your back, ride this swell,
You’ll remember that I fucked you well.
Panties fall, erections rise,
As I situate between your thighs,
And When push comes to shove,
I will send a bloody lovely stallion that finds you fit like a glove!

Da da da down da down da da da da ya da,
Da da down down da ya da!
Da da da down da down da da da da ya da,
Da da down down!

You say our love is draining and you can’t go on.
You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone.
And no, don’t change the subject,
‘Cause you’re my favourite subject,
My sweet, submissive subject,
My loyal, royal subject,
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

On your back like before,
I will fight the fight and win the war,
For your love, for your praise,
And I’ll fuck you ’til my dying days.
When you’re gone, I’ll go mad,
So don’t throw away this thing we had,
‘Cause when push comes to shove,
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

Da da da down da down da da da da ya da,
Da da down down da ya da!
Da da da down da down da da da da ya da,
Da da down—
Everybody!
Da da da down da down da da da da ya da,
Da da down down da ya da!
Da da da down da down da da da da ya da,
Down Down da ya da!