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Yorkshire
Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred,
Strong in t’arm, thick in t’head
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Waterloo
There’s a gentleman’s convenience
By the clock at Waterloo
And the Ladies is a little further down
For a halfpenny deposit you can hire a water closet
And the season ticket’s only half a crown!
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What do you do
What do you do if you need to have a poo
In the Scottish Countryside
Pull down your pants and suffocate an ant
In the Scottish countryside
Then take a leaf and wipe your underneath
In the Scottish countryside
Then take a spade and bury what you’ve made
In the Scottish countryside
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Wankin’ on the bankin’
Wankin’ on the Bankin’
On the Bonnie Banks o’ Clyde
Wankin’ on the bankin’
Wi’ my lassie by my side
When my hand is on her breast
That’s the time that I like best
Oh I do like wankin’ on the bankin’
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I NEED A LOVER.
I need a lover, mother,
No not my brother, mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night.
Bah bah bah bah etc
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P.O.T.
P.O.T, P.O.T what obscenity!
Should have worn a diaper if your bladder is so weak. HEY!
P.O.T, P.O.T seen by you and me. Should have gone before the run and not against a tree.
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Bohemian Catsody
Mamma I just killed a mouse
Put it in your bed.
I don’t think it’s dead……
Mamma, 9 lives just begun
But now I’ve thrown up somewhere
Mama meeeeeeooo
Didnt mean to break your vase
I just really like knocking shit off the tables!!!!
I’m a cat
I’m a cat
And to me nothing really matters.
Written By Run2Eat
April 2020
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My Pussy
My pussy has gone on a night prowl,
My pussy has gone on a spree.
Looking for sexual fulfilment
I hope that it brings some for me
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Amazing Beer
Amazing Beer – a taste profound
A whole keg just for thee
The pack is lost, but home you’ve found
the beer check you can see
Amazing Grace Amazing Beer – a taste profound
A whole keg just for thee
The pack is lost, but home you’ve found
The beer check you can see
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All things dumb and ugly
All things dumb and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot!