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His feet will feel the dampness of the clean footwear he’s worn,
his soul will sense the shame and wish that he had not been born.
His feet will feel the dampness of the clean footwear he’s worn,
his soul will sense the shame and wish that he had not been born.
All of him will suffer pain like shiggy’s is sharpest thorn.
This hashers worn new shoes!
Drink it down, down, down
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His eyes have seen the horror of the steepness of the trail,
his ears have heard the whining of the wingeing hashers tail,
his lips of felt the passing of the nations finest ale,
this hasher has done it all.
Glory, glory ale and lager (3x)
Now Drink it down, down, down
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Come on you Scottish wankers,
Lift your beers and shout,
We are Edinburghers,
What we’ve got we flaunt!
Close the narrow circle,
Gather around the beer,.
Hashing, wanking, drinking that is why we’re here.
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Is the hash out of sight?
Are you sorry you strayed from the trail?
Does your throat get real dry, underneath the blue sky?
When you think of the beer, do you wail?
Do the sores on your feet seem to blister with puss?
Do you gaze down the road and wish for bus?
Or your legs filled with pain?
Will you shortcut again?
Tell me, dear, are you lonesome tonight?
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Sally in the alley, sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man,
Wind from her bloomers blew out six winders,
Cheeks of her ass went BAM! BAM! BAM!
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In the gutter the slimy gutter the hasher pukes tonight,
Ooo weee ooo ooo wee ooo (gagging sounds),
In the circle, the On Inn circle, the hasher drinks it down,
In the circle, the On Inn circle, the hasher drinks it down,
Down down down…
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If you’re a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass
If you’re a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass
If you’re a drunkard and you know it,
Then your slur will surely show it, If you’re a drunkard and you know it drink it down.
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She has whiled away the hours,
Searching hill for flour,
Across a wide terrain,
She’d be chipper,
She’d be cheerful,
If she only had a beerful,
Cause she’s only half a brain.
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Are you wearing a very fit bra?
Are you wearing a very fit bra?
If she is not wearing a very fit bra…
They will go down down down down!
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We are the women who wear the Hash shoes,
We spend all your money,
We drink all your booze,
We haven’t a cherry but that is not a sin,
We still have the box the cherry came in!