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Technology was made for porn,
It was not made for trail.
Technology when used just right,
Can help you get some tail.
Technology, technology,
Just leave that shit at home.
Your GPS, your Pokémon,
And yes your fucking phone.
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She wears a silk and nightie in the summer when it’s hot
She wears her woolen jammies in the winter when it’s not
Sometimes in the springtime and always in the fall she lays between the Lily white sheets with nothing on at all
Chorus:
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me
As she lay between the Lily white sheets with nothing on at all
2nd chorus:
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch
Oh so Gasper do not touch
As she lay between the Lily white sheets with nothing on it all
3rd: oh Sir Jasper do
4th: oh Sir Jasper
5th: oh Sir
6th: (women only moaning) Ohhhhh
Has she lay between the Lily white sheets with nothing on at all