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Last night

December 9, 2022March 21, 2023
by [email protected]

Last night, I laid in bed and masturbated
It felt so good, I knew it would
Last night, I laid in bed and masturbated
It felt so nice, I did it twice
Ohhhhh would you like to see me on my short stroke
It felt so grand, I used my hand
Ohhhhh would you like to see me on my long stroke
It felt so neat, I used my feet
Smash it bash it bang it on the floor
Wrap it ’round the bedpost and fling it out the door
Some people think that sexual intercourse is something really graaaaaaaaand
Me, I’d rather sit at home and work one out by hand

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Fuck a duck

December 9, 2022March 21, 2023
by [email protected]

Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutang
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the asshole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu
And that brings us back to
Down down down down down…

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Frosty The Pervert

December 9, 2022March 21, 2023
by [email protected]

Frosty the pervert,
In his trench coat he did go,
To the schoolyard to expose his dick and balls made outta snow.

Frosty the pervert
All the kids he liked to watch
His dick did grow and he packed snow on his cold and icy crotch.

There must have been some magic
When he stroked his frozen meat
Cause frosty started moaning loud and it Bagan to sleet.

Frosty the pervert
was as glad as he could get
He threw away his corn cob pipe and lit a cigarette.

Frosty the pervert
Didn’t want to go to jail
He began to run while dripping cum and the cops picked up his trail.

Down to the village
His dick melting in his hand
Running here and there all around the square yelling catch me if you can.

They chased him down the streets of town
Right to a bike squad cop
Who shoved a night stick up his ass and frosty screamed “don’t stop!”

Frosty the pervert
Was locked up that very day
But he did not cry as he waved goodbye as he knowing he’d be back someday.

Beating his meat all over the street
Look at frosty go
Sliding his hands all over his glands
His cum is white as snow.

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El Camino

October 20, 2022March 21, 2023
by [email protected]

CHORUS (shouted)
El Camino, El-el Camino,
El Camino, El-el Camino,

Well the front is like a car,
And the back is like a truck,
The front is where you drive,
And the back is where you… (chorus!)

ADDITIONAL VERSES:

You can drive to the brothel,
You can drive it to the store,
The front you fill with groceries,
The back you fill with… (chorus)

Well the front is where you fuck,
And the back is where you fuck,
The front is where you fuck,
And the back is where you… (chorus)

The back rides high,
And the front rides low,
I’ll give you a free ride,
If you give me a… (chorus)

You can pay with weed,
Or you can pay with gas,
If you don’t have either,
Then you can pay with… (chorus)

You can take out classy ladies,
You can take out dirty sluts,
In the front you kiss them softly,
In the back you do their… (chorus)

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Dead hooker

September 18, 2022March 21, 2023
by [email protected]

I fucked a dead whore by the roadside
I knew she was already dead
The skin was all gone from her body
The hair was all gone from her head
And after the fucking was over
To atone from my terrible sin
I anchored my lips to her asshole
And sucked out the wad I shot in

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Down in Alabama

July 23, 2022March 21, 2023
by [email protected]

Down in Alabama where the hashers shovel coal
One hasher shoved a shovel up another hasher’s hole
Hay! Said the foreman
You’re here to shovel coal
And not to shove a shovel up another hasher’s hole!

Mañana, mañana, mañana, it’s all the same to me
Some make my rubarb rise, na na na
My rubarb refuses to rise, refuses to rise, to it’s natural size.
My rubarb refuses to rise
cause my baby don’t love me
my baby dont love me
my baby don’t love me no more
Some one make my rubarb rise na na na.

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Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all!

July 28, 2021July 23, 2022
by [email protected]

I want to be the best patch whore
Like no hasher ever was
Left my dig-nity behind
To raise money for every cause
I will travel across the camp
Searching for patches and beer
“Hey you with that, flogger there
Would you like to spank my rear?”
Hey patch whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
Now challenge me!
I’ll add it to my Happi!
Hey, Patch Whores!
Oh, is that Malort?
*drinks from bottle*
Hey, Patch Whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
It comes in bluuuuue?
Of course I want that one too!
You trade me
And I’ll trade you
Heeeeey, Patch Whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
Gotta collect’em all!
Hey Patch Whores!

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Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all!
By Road Head with additions by The Sorting Rack

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Oops I Did It Again

July 28, 2021July 23, 2022
by [email protected]

I think I did it again
I made you believe that trail was 3 miles-miles-miles
RU Hound
It might seem like true trail
But it doesn’t mean, that you haven’t been fucked
Cause to lose all signs of flour
That is just a real shitty hare
RU RU Hound

Oops I did it again the dollops were small,
You got lost on trail
RU RU Hound
Oops, you think you found trail,
But it was just sheetrooooooock
I’m just a shitty hare

You see my problem is this
I scout trail online
Without ever setting foot on the streets
I cry when there’s a fence
Blocking my way, have to go around
So then trail turns into 5 or 6
That is just a real shitty hare
RU RU Hound

Oops I did it again
The marks are all gone, I ran out of flour
RU RU Hound
Oops you think you found trail
But it was just birrrrrrd shit
I’m just a shitty hare

Oops I, did it again to the pack
Got lost, on my shitty trail
Oops you think that my trail really suuuuuucked
I’m just a shitty hare

Oops I did it again the dollops were small,
You got lost on trail
RU RU Hound
Oops, you think you found trail,
But it was just sheetrooooooock
I’m just a shitty hare

Oops I did it again
The marks are all gone, I ran out of flour
RU RU Hound
Oops you think you found trail
But it was just birrrrrrd shit
I’m just a shitty hare

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Party Cock

July 19, 2021July 23, 2022
by [email protected]

Party Cock is in your mouth tonight!
*end with gargling noises

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My cock will choke you

July 15, 2021July 19, 2021
by [email protected]

My cock will choke you,
My cock will choke you,
When I put it in your mouth,
My cock will choke you,
My cock will choke you,
When I put it in your mouth.

Can’t say your safe word,
Can’t say your safe word,
When my cock is in your mouth,
Can’t say your safe word,
Can’t say your safe word,
When my cock is in your mouth.

Category: <span>Offensive</span>

Last night

Fuck a duck

Frosty The Pervert

El Camino

Dead hooker

Down in Alabama

Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all!

Oops I Did It Again

Party Cock

My cock will choke you

From Father Abraham to Zulu warrior