Offensive
Head?!?
Who said head?
I’ll have some of that!
And I did!
And it was glorious!!
And then we f*cked!
We f*cked for hours!
Uprooting trees, shrubs, and flowers!
Like vikings! With horns on their head!
Head?!?
Who said head…?
I’ll have some of that!
Offensive
Piss on you
Offensive
Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Bull-shit, bull-shit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me,
Bull-shit, bull-shit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me!
Offensive
To the opening tune of The Mickey Mouse Club.
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty Trail! Shitty Trail.
The motherfucker set a shitty trail!
I would rather drink beer than run your shitty trail.
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L!
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Offensive
Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
Just munch munch munch munch munch.
It’s so tasty and delicious,
Bite size and ready to eat,
Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina can’t be beat.
Offensive
He runs slower than molasses,
Cause he’s scoping young boys’ asses,
Master of inebriation,
And delayed ejaculation,
All those oozing sores are burning,
From the tricks that he’s been turning,
With the ladies he has no luck,
Cause he’s always too drunk to fuck,
Down-down-down!
Composed by Oral Roberts
Offensive
So no one told you you were going to hare today (clap clap clap),
The other hare got lost and drunk along the way.
I’ve already covered for you twice this year,
And after I get back from laying trail, I’m drinking your beer!
I’ll be hare for you,
With boob checks galore.
I’ll be hare for you,
Because your virgin’s a whore.
I’ll be hare for you,
And then I’ll drink your beer too.
Down, down, down, down.
Offensive
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya,
In Russian it means “I love you”,
If I had my way I’d pissanya all day,
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya.
Shittanya, Shittanya, Shittanya,
In Russian it means “I adore you”,
If I had my way I’d shittanya all day,
Shittanya, shittanya, shittanya.
Cummanya, Cummanya, Cummanya,
In Russian it means “I need you”,
If I had my way, I’d Cummanya all day,
Cummanya, Cummanya, Cummanya.
Offensive
S-H-I, T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (it sucked!),
Shitty trail (it blew!),
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail,
I would rather fuck your mom than hash a shitty trail,
S-H-I,T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Offensive
Oh, mister fisherman, home from sea,
Have you got a lobster big enough for me?
CHORUS:
Singing ai-tiddly-ai, shit or bust,
Never let your ballocks dangle in the dust.
Yes sir, yes sir, I have two,
And the biggest bloody bastard I will sell to you.
I took the lobster home, but I couldn’t find a dish,
So I put it in the place where the missus goes to piss.
In the middle of the night, as you may know,
The missus got up, to let the water flow.
Well, first there came a groan, and then there came a grunt,
And just like Donald Trump, it grabbed her by the cunt.
The missus grabbed the poker, I grabbed the broom,
And we chased the bloody bastard round and round the room!
I hit it on the head, I hit it on the side,
I hit it in the balls, till the bloody bastard died.
There’s a moral to this story, and the moral is this,
Always have a look before you take a piss.
That’s the end of my story, there isn’t any more,
There’s an apple up my ass, and you can eat the core!