Head?!? (2nd Part)

Hashers:
We don’t want women with good taste,
We want women who taste good!

Harriettes:
A good man is hard to find,
A hard man is good to find!

Hash Beer Island

It’s a long way to Hash Beer Island,
It’s a long way to go.
It’s a long way to Hash Beer Island,
To the sweetest draft I know.
I will run through the woods and Shiggy!
I’ll run through snakes and bears!
It’s a long long way to Hash Beer Island,
But cold beer is there!

We Down-Down Beer

We down-down beer in the morning,
We down-down beer at night,
We down-down beer on this shitty trail, it makes us feel alright,
We down-down beer in the circle, and during time of fines,
We down-down beer before we down-down beer and then we down some more.

A kennel song

This is – your kennel name -,
If you’re not sweating, you’re probably dying.
If you’re hardly drinking, you’re hardly trying,
And if you’re easily offended, quit your crying.

Here’s to the Hashers

Here’s to the Hashers,
We are what we drink!
We’re prepared for this trail,
Or at least that’s what we think!
Either way we’ll Down-Down these beers,
Til there is no ‘mo.
Crush the cans,
And On-On we go!