The Jesus song

Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves

Chorus: Free beer for all the Hashers
Free beer for all the Hashers
Free beer for all the Hashers
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves

Jesus can’t lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus can’t lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus can’t lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)
The pack can’t catch Jesus ‘cuz he runs across the lake
The pack can’t catch Jesus ‘cuz he runs across the lake
The pack can’t catch Jesus ‘cuz he runs across the lake
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)
(spread arms) The harriettes love Jesus ‘cuz he’s hung like this
The harriettes love Jesus ‘cuz he’s hung like this
The harriettes love Jesus ‘cuz he’s hung like this
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)
(on your knees) Jesus, we’re only kidding
Jesus, we’re only kidding
Jesus, we’re only kidding
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

A soldier I will be (also known as “Asshole…

Asshole, asshole
A soldier I will be
To piss, to piss
Two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt
For country and you’re queer
Asshole asshole asshole asshole
Now drink your fucking beer

Skeeter on my peter

There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a dozen on my cousin
I can hear those fuckers buzzin’
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

The old brown cow

The old brown cow went thfpppt! up against the wall
Thfpppt! up against the wall
Thfpppt! up against the wall
The old brown cow went thfpppt! up against the wall
And now it’s covered with shit, shit, shit