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Asshole, asshole
A soldier I will be
To piss, to piss
Two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt
For country and you’re queer
Asshole asshole asshole asshole
Now drink your fucking beer
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There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a dozen on my cousin
I can hear those fuckers buzzin’
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
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The old brown cow went thfpppt! up against the wall
Thfpppt! up against the wall
Thfpppt! up against the wall
The old brown cow went thfpppt! up against the wall
And now it’s covered with shit, shit, shit
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He’s the meanest
He sucks the horse’s penis
He’s the meanest
He’s the horse’s ass (Hey!)
Ever since he found it (hey!)
All he does is pound it (hey!)
He’s the meanest
He’s the horse’s ass
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Give me an A! (A!)
Give me an A! (A!)
Give me another A! (A!)
What’s it spell?
Aaaaahhhhhhh.
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Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred,
Strong in t’arm, thick in t’head
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There’s a gentleman’s convenience
By the clock at Waterloo
And the Ladies is a little further down
For a halfpenny deposit you can hire a water closet
And the season ticket’s only half a crown!
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What do you do if you need to have a poo
In the Scottish Countryside
Pull down your pants and suffocate an ant
In the Scottish countryside
Then take a leaf and wipe your underneath
In the Scottish countryside
Then take a spade and bury what you’ve made
In the Scottish countryside
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Wankin’ on the Bankin’
On the Bonnie Banks o’ Clyde
Wankin’ on the bankin’
Wi’ my lassie by my side
When my hand is on her breast
That’s the time that I like best
Oh I do like wankin’ on the bankin’
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I need a lover, mother,
No not my brother, mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night.
Bah bah bah bah etc