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I NEED A LOVER.
I need a lover, mother,
No not my brother, mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night.
Bah bah bah bah etc
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Stupid
Only think about him on the weekdays and weekends
Only in the mornings and evening
Only when I wake up or sleep in, oh my God
Should’ve read the warning on the label, I don’t
Said, “Proceed with caution”, but I won’t
Guess I do it often, I know I’m already gone (know I’m already gone)
It’s sad but true
I’d go to hell and back if I could go there with you
What do I do?
Oh my God, I’m a fool
Keep on coming back to you
I’m so stupid for you
I’m so stupid for you
You’re so bad for my health
But I just can’t help myself
I’m so stupid for you
I’m so stupid for you
I have a list of all my habits, habits
Wish I didn’t have it so bad, it’s
“Cause all of them are you and the bad things that you do
Ooh. I wonder how you do it, make me feel stupid
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P.O.T.
P.O.T, P.O.T what obscenity!
Should have worn a diaper if your bladder is so weak. HEY!
P.O.T, P.O.T seen by you and me. Should have gone before the run and not against a tree.
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Bohemian Catsody
Mamma I just killed a mouse
Put it in your bed.
I don’t think it’s dead……
Mamma, 9 lives just begun
But now I’ve thrown up somewhere
Mama meeeeeeooo
Didnt mean to break your vase
I just really like knocking shit off the tables!!!!
I’m a cat
I’m a cat
And to me nothing really matters.
Written By Run2Eat
April 2020
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Hashing Island Style
On the Island, we hashing Island style
From the shiggy to the pavement, from the mountain to the beach side trail
On the Island, we hashing Island style
From the shiggy to the pavement, from the mountain to the beach side trail
Haz is laying trail, through shiggy all day
Teeny’s off trail, so circle can’t start
We run and drink and we hash all day
Live hare trail the old hashey way
On the Island, we hashing Island style
From the shiggy to the pavement, from the mountain to the beach side trail
On the Island, we hashing Island style
From the shiggy to the pavement, from the mountain to the beach side trail
Hashers not thrashers are cleaning up trail
Parchwhores are trading patches left and right
Six pack Ten-K, Beer mile run
I love hashing every minute, every hour
On the Island, we hashing Island style
From the shiggy to the pavement, from the mountain to the beach side trail
Hash where?
From the shiggy to the pavement, from the mountain to the beach side trail
Hash who?
From the shiggy to the pavement, from the mountain to the beach side trail
Aloha!
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P is for Pussy
*In your best Cookiemonster voice*
P is for pussy
That’s good enough for me
P is for pussy
That’s good enough for me
P is for pussy
That’s good enough for me
Ooooh pussy, pussy, pussy
Starts with P
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Oklahoma
Oklahoma!
where the beer and water taste the same
it’s three point two, but hey! f*** you
we’ll drink twice as much so don’t complain Oklahoma!
where my harriette and I
lay trail with chalk
and see small cocks
As we watch nice titties bouncing by
‘Cause we know we belong to the land
And the Wee Hee will drink ’til we can’t stand
So when I saaay!
Down! Down, down, down, down, down, down!
We know you’re saying, you’re f***ing drunk
Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
O! – K! – L! – A! – H! – O! – M! – A!
Oklahoma! ok…
Alternative version, with the death of near beer in OK:
Oklahoma!
Where the beer’s no longer three point two
And now you may scoff
But hey, fuck off!
We’ll still drink twice as much as you!
Oklahoma!
where my harriette and I
lay trail with chalk
and see small cocks
As we watch nice titties bouncing by
‘Cause we know we belong to the land
And the Wee Hee will drink ’til we can’t stand
So when I saaay!
Down! Down, down, down, down, down, down!
We know you’re saying, you’re f***ing drunk
Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
O! – K! – L! – A! – H! – O! – M! – A!
Oklahoma! ok…
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Oh Sir Jasper
She wears a silk and nightie in the summer when it’s hot
She wears her woolen jammies in the winter when it’s not
Sometimes in the springtime and always in the fall she lays between the Lily white sheets with nothing on at all
Chorus:
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me
As she lay between the Lily white sheets with nothing on at all
2nd chorus:
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch
Oh Sir Jasper do not touch
Oh so Gasper do not touch
As she lay between the Lily white sheets with nothing on it all
3rd: oh Sir Jasper do
4th: oh Sir Jasper
5th: oh Sir
6th: (women only moaning) Ohhhhh
Has she lay between the Lily white sheets with nothing on at all
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My Pussy
My pussy has gone on a night prowl,
My pussy has gone on a spree.
Looking for sexual fulfilment
I hope that it brings some for me
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Farts in A Bottle
If i could save farts in a bottle,
The first thing that I’d like to do,
Is to save every fart till eternity passes away,
and then share them with you…