He’s a Hasher, He’s ok!

To the tune of The Lumberjack Song by Monty Python.

He’s a hasher, he’s okay,
He works all day, comes out to play,
He drinks it down without complaint,
Or he wears it well.
Drink it! Wear it!
Drink it! Wear it!
Wear it! Wear it! Wear it!

Notes: The “Drink it! Wear It!” lines are chanted by the circle rather than the usual “Down, down, down.”

Girls who say they will

To the tune of The British Grenadier.

I like the girls who say they will,
And I like the girls who won’t.

I hate the girls who say they will,
And then they say they won’t.

But of all the girls I like the best,
I may be wrong or right,

Are the girls who say they never will,
But look as though they might.

Piss off, ya Wank

Piss off ya wank, piss off ya wank,
Piss off ya wank, piss off!

X2

Down, down, down…..

Down, down, down your beer!

Down, down, down your beer
To pay for your crimes
Quit complaining about the taste
There is no cum this time.

Why are we waiting?

Why are we waiting?
We could be master bating ,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long.

2,3,4!

Why are we waiting?
We could be fornicating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long.

Lady in Black

I met a lady in black (I met a lady in black!)
She always likes it from the back (Repeat)

Oh! Wo-oh-WO-oh!, WO-oh-oh-oh-a-WO!
(Points with elbow to next Hasher)

I met a lady in red (repeat)
She…

-and so on until someone messes up and has to do a down-down.

RU?

To the tune of Beth by Kiss.

Hashers I hear you calling,
But I can’t find trail right now.
The hares have been mighty tricky,
And these falses have me turned around.
Just a few more miles,
And there’s a beer near waiting for you.
Hashers I hear you calling,
RU? RU? RU?

This is your Down-Down Song

This is your Down-Down song,
It isn’t very long…

I’m a Little Hasher

To the tune of I’m a Little Tea Pot

I’m a little hasher,
horny and drunk,
There is her bum and here is my junk,
When I get all worked up I whip it out,
Bend her over and make her shout!

Dos a Beer

To the tune of Do Re Mi.

Dos- A beer, a Mexican beer
Ray- A guy, who sells me beer
Me- The guy, who buys the beer
Far- So long-long way from beer
So- I think I’ll have a beer
La- Lalalalalala!
Tea- No thanks, I’ll have a beer
And that brings us back to Dos, Dos, Dos..

Down, down, down…