Horny Pokey
You swing your right tit in,
You swing your right tit out,
You swing your right tit in,
And you shake it all about,
You do the Horny Pokey and you turn yourself about,
That’s what it’s all about.
(Repeat with left tit)
You swing your right tit in,
You swing your right tit out,
You swing your right tit in,
And you shake it all about,
You do the Horny Pokey and you turn yourself about,
That’s what it’s all about.
(Repeat with left tit)
Show… your… breasts!
Show your breasts.
Put our Harriets to the test.
Pull your shirt up over your shoulders and I’ll help you do the rest.
Watch them swing!
Watch them bounce
After all, this is the hash!
And our Harriets are never second best!
So cum on and show your boobies
Yes
Show them to me
Show your breasts
Show your breasts
Show your breeeaaaasts.
Oh if I had boobs,
That would be the only thing I’d ever need
Oh if I had boobs,
Money, fame and fortune never could compete
If I had boobs,
Life would be a party it’d be ECSTASY!
Oh if I had boobs
B-b-b-b-b-boobs
B-b-b-b-b-boobs
B-b-b-b-b-boobs
Oh if I had boobs