christmas – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Tue, 21 Mar 2023 17:05:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 christmas – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 Frosty The Pervert https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/12/09/frosty-the-pervert/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/12/09/frosty-the-pervert/#respond Fri, 09 Dec 2022 05:30:39 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/12/09/frosty-the-pervert/ Continue reading Frosty The Pervert]]> Frosty the pervert,
In his trench coat he did go,
To the schoolyard to expose his dick and balls made outta snow.

Frosty the pervert
All the kids he liked to watch
His dick did grow and he packed snow on his cold and icy crotch.

There must have been some magic
When he stroked his frozen meat
Cause frosty started moaning loud and it Bagan to sleet.

Frosty the pervert
was as glad as he could get
He threw away his corn cob pipe and lit a cigarette.

Frosty the pervert
Didn’t want to go to jail
He began to run while dripping cum and the cops picked up his trail.

Down to the village
His dick melting in his hand
Running here and there all around the square yelling catch me if you can.

They chased him down the streets of town
Right to a bike squad cop
Who shoved a night stick up his ass and frosty screamed “don’t stop!”

Frosty the pervert
Was locked up that very day
But he did not cry as he waved goodbye as he knowing he’d be back someday.

Beating his meat all over the street
Look at frosty go
Sliding his hands all over his glands
His cum is white as snow.

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/12/09/frosty-the-pervert/feed/ 0 1883 And so this is Hashmas https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/and-so-this-is-hashmas/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/and-so-this-is-hashmas/#respond Tue, 02 Feb 2021 22:24:59 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/and-so-this-is-hashmas/ Continue reading And so this is Hashmas]]> And so this is hashmas
And a happy new year
Get drunk in a punch up
And get socked in the ear.

And so this is hashmas
With a wink and a leer
Let’s eat too much turkey
And drink lots of beer.

And so this is hashmas
No need to look glum
You’ll drink too much whisky
And fall on your bum.

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/and-so-this-is-hashmas/feed/ 0 1091 Jingle Balls https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/jingle-balls/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/jingle-balls/#respond Tue, 02 Feb 2021 22:23:02 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/jingle-balls/ Continue reading Jingle Balls]]> Jingle Balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to run around dressed up this way
Jingle Balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to run around looking silly on Christmas Day
Dashing round the block, wearing silly hats
One hand on your bits to give yourself more slack
Bouncing up and down as we run to and fro
We’ll jingle with our funny bits, everywhere we go.

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/jingle-balls/feed/ 0 1090 Tis the season to be greedy https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/tis-the-season-to-be-greedy/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/tis-the-season-to-be-greedy/#respond Tue, 02 Feb 2021 22:20:32 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/tis-the-season-to-be-greedy/ Continue reading Tis the season to be greedy]]> Tis the season to be greedy Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Eat until you feel quite seedy Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Lots of beer and food and jollies Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
In the morning you’ll be sorry Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/tis-the-season-to-be-greedy/feed/ 0 1089 We wish you a drunken Christmas https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/we-wish-you-a-drunken-christmas/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/we-wish-you-a-drunken-christmas/#respond Tue, 02 Feb 2021 22:15:12 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/we-wish-you-a-drunken-christmas/ Continue reading We wish you a drunken Christmas]]> We wish you a drunken Christmas
We wish you a drunken Christmas
We wish you a drunken Christmas
And a case of cold beer.

Glad tidings we bring
To you and your kin
Glad tidings for Christmas
And a case of cold beer!

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/we-wish-you-a-drunken-christmas/feed/ 0 1088 Joy to the world (It’s time to drink a beer) https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/01/03/joy-to-the-world-its-time-to-drink-a-beer/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/01/03/joy-to-the-world-its-time-to-drink-a-beer/#respond Sun, 03 Jan 2021 14:25:59 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/01/03/joy-to-the-world-its-time-to-drink-a-beer/ Continue reading Joy to the world (It’s time to drink a beer)]]> Joy to the world
The hash is done
It’s time … To drink… a beer
And drink another beer
And then another beer
And then another beer
And then another beer
And then another
Another beer

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/01/03/joy-to-the-world-its-time-to-drink-a-beer/feed/ 0 1037 The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/the-restroom-door-said-gentlemen/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/the-restroom-door-said-gentlemen/#respond Thu, 06 Dec 2018 13:08:38 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/the-restroom-door-said-gentlemen/ Continue reading The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen]]> The restroom door said “Gentlemen” so I just walked inside,
I took two steps and realized I’d been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied
By three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse,
Than three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse?
 
The restroom door said “Gentlemen,” it must have been a gag.
As soon as I did walk therein, I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of Mace and hit me with her bag.
It just wasn’t cut out to be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn’t cut out to be my day!
 
The restroom door said “Gentlemen” and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Because I’ve got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind.
Now I’ll never sit in comfort or joy.
Boy oh boy!
Now I’ll never sit in comfort or joy.

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/the-restroom-door-said-gentlemen/feed/ 0 410 Santa Claus is Cumming on You https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/santa-claus-is-cumming-on-you/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/santa-claus-is-cumming-on-you/#respond Thu, 06 Dec 2018 13:02:28 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/santa-claus-is-cumming-on-you/ Continue reading Santa Claus is Cumming on You]]> Oh you better beware,
It could be your turn.
You better prepare,
To be showered with sperm.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
 
He’s got a trenchcoat,
‘Cause he’s wearing no pants.
He’ll bugger you good,
If you give him a chance.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
 
He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping,
He’ll fuck you wide-awake.
He’ll leave you wet and dripping,
So lock your door, for goodness sakes!
 
He’s got a big fist
And jerking it twice,
He’ll pop a big load,
That’s his favorite vice.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/santa-claus-is-cumming-on-you/feed/ 0 409 I’m dreaming of a Pink Pussy https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/im-dreaming-of-a-pink-pussy/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/im-dreaming-of-a-pink-pussy/#respond Thu, 06 Dec 2018 12:58:33 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/im-dreaming-of-a-pink-pussy/ Continue reading I’m dreaming of a Pink Pussy]]> I’m dreaming of a Pink pussy,
Just like the ones I used to screw,
With a sweet aroma,
That really shows ya’,
That cunnilingus is for you.
 
I’m dreaming of my love’s pussy,
Each time I jack off in the night.
May her thighs be creamy and white,
And may her vagina be tight.

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/im-dreaming-of-a-pink-pussy/feed/ 0 408 Rudolph the Gayest Reindeer https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/rudolph-the-gayest-reindeer/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/rudolph-the-gayest-reindeer/#respond Thu, 06 Dec 2018 12:54:28 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/rudolph-the-gayest-reindeer/ Continue reading Rudolph the Gayest Reindeer]]> Rudolph the gayest reindeer,
Had a very shiny chin,
Cuz when he blew old Santa,
Santa’d cum again and again.

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him gay,
Rudolph just smiled and puckered,
Cuz he was riding in the sleigh.

Then one horny Christmas Eve,
Rudolph porked Mrs. Claus,
Santa found out and kicked him out,
Saying how I’ll miss those jaws.

All of the other reindeer,
Laughed at Santa as he cried,
They knew what Santa didn’t,
Rudolph always had been Bi.

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