Stuff my butt

To the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Stuff, stuff, stuff my butt,
Fill my ass with cream,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is a wet dream

Suck, suck, suck my knob,
Make me shoot my gooo,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a spew