Give (name) a beer, a really big beer, We will watch him drink it down.
Girls, you know if he drinks it all, He will never get it up.
Oh, the stories sad to tell,
It picked up and then it fell. You would die if you could see,
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Drink ‘til your fat stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread it’s good for you
We like to drink ‘til we spew – ew!
Who cares if we get fat
I’ll drink to that … And so we sing –
down down down