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We wish you a drunken Christmas
We wish you a drunken Christmas
We wish you a drunken Christmas
And a case of cold beer.
Glad tidings we bring
To you and your kin
Glad tidings for Christmas
And a case of cold beer!
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If you’re a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass
If you’re a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass
If you’re a drunkard and you know it,
Then your slur will surely show it, If you’re a drunkard and you know it drink it down.
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To the tune of What shall we do with the drunken sailor.
What shall we do with the drunken hasher,
What shall we do with the drunken hasher,
What shall we do with the drunken hasher,
After all the down-downs?
Chorus:
There he goes again – pukin’ in the bushes,
There he goes again – pukin’ in the bushes,
There he goes again – pukin’ in the bushes,
After all the down-downs
We’ll shave his ass with a rusty razor,
Then shave his crotch with a new-fangled laser,
We’ll zap him in the ass with a copper’s tazer,
After all the down-downs
Chorus
That’s what we’ll do with the drunken hasher,
That’s what we’ll do with the drunken hasher,
That’s what we’ll do with the drunken hasher,
After all the down-downs