Well liquor was spilled on the bar room floor, and the bar was closed for the night.
And out from his whole came the little brown mouse, and he sat in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the liquor off the bar room floor, and back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar!!!!
Bring out the goddamn cat!
Well out came the cat and they had a little spat, and the cat ate up the little brown mouse.
And the moral of the story is!!!!
Don’t drink liquor on the house,
If you’re a mouse,
Hey hey hey