mother

My body lies over the ocean

To the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.

My body lies over the ocean,
My body lies over the sea,
My father lies over my mother,
And that’s how they created me

You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re so fucking dumb,
If it wasn’t for your mother,
You would be a speck of cum!

Why were they born so beautiful,
Why were they born at all?

They’re no bloody use to anyone
They’re no bloody use at all

They might be a joy to their mothers
But they’re a pain in the ass to us all