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What do you do
What do you do if you need to have a poo
In the Scottish Countryside
Pull down your pants and suffocate an ant
In the Scottish countryside
Then take a leaf and wipe your underneath
In the Scottish countryside
Then take a spade and bury what you’ve made
In the Scottish countryside