Dicky Dinah

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve seen it, I’ve seen it, I’ve been in between it,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

It would take a coal miner to find her vagina
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She married an Italian with balls like a bloody stallion
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

If she was my daughter I’d cut them a little shorter
’cause the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve felt it, I’ve smelt it, it’s just like a piece of velvet
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She slept with a demon who washed her with semen
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She’s not a great looker, but everyone took ‘er
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve touched it, I’ve licked it, it tastes just like brisket
And the hairs of her dicky dinahhung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I folded her lips back, and there found a six-pack
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

The aroma it lingers, it smells like fish fingers
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees