To the tune of The Addams Family.

Their drinking is compulsive,
Their running is convulsive,
They’re morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers

Their flatulance is rude and,
Their genitals protrude when,
They’re running in the nude in,
The Hash House Harriers

They’re always shiggy tracking,
From constantly bushwhacking,
Intelligence they’re lacking,
The Hash House Harriers