U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi,
You ugly, you ugly, yeah, yeah, you ugly!
M-O-M-M-A, she’s the one who made you that way,
Your momma, your momma, your momma says you ugly!
D-A-D-D-Y, you don’t even know that guy,
Your daddy, your daddy, your daddy thinks you’re ugly!
U-N-C-L-E, that who your real dad be,
Your uncle, your uncle, your uncle thinks your ugly!
C-O-U-S-I-N, that is who you’re marryin’,
Your cousin, your cousin, your cousin thinks you’re ugly!
I-N-B-R-E-D, that is what your kids will be,
They’re inbred, they’re inbred, your kids think you’re ugly!
C-U-T-E, you wish you were cute like me,
I’m cute, I’m cute, I’m really f*cking cute!