Camptown Races
FIRST VERSE:
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
FIRST CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
SAMPLE VERSE:
Yogi has a little friend,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo,
Yogi has a little friend,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear!
SAMPLE CHORUS:
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear,
Yogi has a little friend,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear
ADDITIONAL VERSES::
Boo-Boo has a girlfriend,
Cyndi, Cyndi,
Boo-Boo has a girlfriend,
Cyndi, Cyndi Bear
Cyndi has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly,
Cyndi has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly Bear
Cyndi likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar,
Cyndi likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar Bear!
Cyndi missed her period,
Pregnant, Pregnant,
Cyndi missed her period,
Pregnant, Pregnant Bear!
Yogi has a girlfriend,
Suzi, Suzi,
Yogi has a girlfriend,
Suzi, Suzi Bear!
Suzi doesn’t wash her snatch,
Gummy, Gummy,
Suzi doesn’t wash her snatch,
Gummy, Gummy Bear!
Cyndi wears lingerie,
Teddy, Teddy,
Cyndi wears lingerie,
Teddy, Teddy Bear!
Suzi likes it up the rear,
Dirty, Dirty,
Suzi likes it up the rear,
Dirty, Dirty Bear!
Suzi she has great big tits,
More than, More than,
Suzi she has great big tits,
More than, More than I can bear
Yogi didn’t use a condom,
Daddy, Daddy,
Yogi didn’t use a condom,
Daddy, Daddy Bear
Boo-Boo likes it upside down,
Koala, Koala,
Boo-Boo likes it upside down,
Koala’s not a Bear!
Boo-Boo has a twelve-inch cock,
Black Bear, Black Bear,
Boo-Boo’s only three feet tall,
Lucky, Lucky,
Yogi’s a lucky bear
Boo-Boo takes it up the butt,
Gay, Gay,
Boo-Boo takes it up the butt,
Gay, Gay Bear!
Yogi didn’t wipe his butt,
Brown, Brown,
Yogi didn’t wipe his butt,
Brown, Brown Bear!
Boo-Boo likes both black and white,
Panda, Panda,
Boo-Boo likes both black and white,
Panda, Panda Bear!
Yogi got a case of crabs,
Itchy, Itchy,
Yogi got a case of crabs,
Itchy, Itchy!
Yogi’s got an M-16,
Right to, Right to,
Yogi’s got an M-16,
Right to, Right to Bear!
Cyndi and Suzie are making out,
Klondike, Klondike,
Cyndi and Suzie are making out,
Klondike, Klondike Bear!
Suzie’s fucking vegetables,
Cucum, Cucum,
Suzie’s fucking vegetables,
Cucum, Cucum Bear!
Yogi hates the Cardinals,
Cubbie, Cubbie,
Yogi hates the Cardinals,
Cubbie, Cubbie Bear!
Boo-Boo hates the Packers,
Chicago, Chicago,
Boo-Boo hates the Packers,
Chicago, Chicago Bear!
