To the tune of "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days This is the story of hare, Who laid a trail and fucked the whole pack. And while [he or she] gives us beer and naughty checks, I absolutely hate [him or her], When [he or she] hares. Goodbye My Hash Shitty hare Related articles My PussyFarts in A BottleAMAZING BEERALL THINGS DUMB AND UGERLYAND SO THIS IS HASHMASJingle BallsTIS THE SEASON TO BE…WE WISH YOU A DRUNKEN…SHORTCUTTER’S DOWN DOWNSLACKBLADDER