To the tune of the Golden Girls theme
Fuck you for being the hare,
Traveled down your marks and back again.
Your trail is untrue,
You’re a dick and incompetent.
And if you did a down-down,
In front of everyone you scre-ew-ewed.
You would see the biggest one would be from me,
And my middle finger’d say,
Fuck you for being the hare.