Leader: My girlfriend is a vegetable,
Leader: She lives in the hospital.
Leader: And I’d do most anything,
Leader: To keep that girl her alive!
She’s got a new TV,
It is called an EKG!
Her EKG does not rise,
Still she can part her thighs.
She has no arms or legs,
Just hooks and wooden pegs.
She has no feet or hands,
Her head’s held on by rubber bands.
She’s got a tracheotomy,
She can breathe while giving head to me.
She cannot hear, she cannot see,
But she’s got an oral cavity.
She can’t get out of bed,
Still she can give me head.