Offensive
Leader: My girlfriend is a vegetable,
Crowd repeats
Leader: She lives in the hospital.
Crowd repeats
Chorus:
Leader: And I’d do most anything,
Crowd repeats
Leader: To keep that girl her alive!
Crowd repeats
Verses
She’s got a new TV,
It is called an EKG!
Her EKG does not rise,
Still she can part her thighs.
She has no arms or legs,
Just hooks and wooden pegs.
She has no feet or hands,
Her head’s held on by rubber bands.
She’s got a tracheotomy,
She can breathe while giving head to me.
She cannot hear, she cannot see,
But she’s got an oral cavity.
She can’t get out of bed,
Still she can give me head.
