Walking down Canal Street,
Knockin’ every door,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
I couldn’t find a whore

I finally found a whore,
She was rather thin,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
I couldn’t get it in

I finally got it in,
And worked it round and round,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
I couldn’t get it out

I finally got it out,
And it was red and sore,
The moral of this story is,
To never fuck a whore