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Hashy birthday (version 1)
Hashy birthday, fuck you
Hashy birthday, fuck you
Hashy birthday, you ass hole
Hashy birthday, fuck you
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Ou est le papier?
To the tune of La Marseillaise, the French anthem.
A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
To have a jolly good shit, (shit!, shit!)
He took his coat and his trousers off,
So that he could revel in it, (it!, it!)
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before,
“Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, je fait manure.
Ou est le papier?”
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Shitty trail
To the opening tune of The Mickey Mouse Club.
S-H-I, T-T-Y, T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!)
Shitty trail (Totally fucked!)
I’d rather sit here
And drink my beer
Than run your shitty trail
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Get a life
To the tune of the William Tell Overture.
Get a life, get a life, get a life, life, life
Get a life, get a life, get a life, life, life
Get a life, get a life, get a life, life, life
Get a life, get a life, life, life
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What a wank
To the tune of the William Tell Overture.
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank wank wank
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Yogi bear
In the forest lives a bear,
Yogi, Yogi
In the forest lives a bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear
In the forest lives a bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear
Yogi has a little friend
Boo Boo, Boo Boo
Yogi has a little friend
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Yogi has a little friend,
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Boo Boo Bear has no teeth
Gummy, Gummy
Boo Boo Bear has no teeth
Gummy, Gummy Bear
Gummy, Gummy Bear, Gummy, Gummy Bear
Boo Boo Bear has no teeth
Gummy, Gummy Bear
Boo Boo’s only three feet tall
Yogi, Yogi
Boo Boo’s only three feet tall
Lucky Yogi Bear
Lucky Yogi Bear, lucky Yogi Bear
Boo Boo’s only three feet tall
Lucky Yogi Bear
Yogi has a girlfriend,
Cindy, Cindy
Yogi has a girlfriend,
Cindy, Cindy Bear
Cindy, Cindy Bear, Cindy, Cindy Bear
Yogi has a girlfriend,
Cindy, Cindy Bear
Cindy likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar
Cindy likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar Bear
Polar, Polar Bear, Polar, Polar Bear
Cindy likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar Bear
Cindy likes it up the ass,
Brown brown, brown brown
Cindy likes it up the ass,
Brown brown, brown Brown Bear
Brown brown, brown Brown Bear, brown brown, brown Brown Bear
Cindy likes it up the ass,
Brown brown, brown Brown Bear
Cindy has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly
Cindy has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly Bear
Grizzly, Grizzly Bear, Grizzly, Grizzly Bear
Cindy has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly Bear
Cindy likes it in the dark,
Black black, black black
Cindy likes it in the dark,
Black black, black Black Bear
Black black, black Black Bear, black black, black Black Bear
Cindy likes it in the dark,
Black black, black Black Bear
Cindy likes it upside down,
Koala, Koala
Cindy likes it upside down,
Koala, Koala Bear
Koala, Koala Bear, Koala, koala Bear
Cindy likes it upside down,
Koala, Koala Bear
Yogi likes to roll his own,
Smokey, Smokey
Yogi likes to roll his own,
Smokey, Smokey Bear
Smokey, Smokey Bear, Smokey, Smokey Bear
Yogi likes to roll his own,
Smokey, Smokey Bear
Yogi’s white and Cindy’s black
Panda, Panda
Yogi’s white and Cindy’s black
Panda, Panda Bear
Panda, Panda Bear, Panda, Panda Bear
Yogi’s white and Cindy’s black
Panda, Panda Bear
Cindy bear likes lingerie,
Teddy, Teddy
Cindy Bear likes lingerie,
Teddy, Teddy Bear
Teddy, Teddy Bear, Teddy, Teddy Bear
Cindy Bear likes lingerie,
Teddy, Teddy Bear
Cindy is a nudist,
Right to, Right to
Cindy is a nudist,
Right to, right to bare
Right to, right to bare, right to, right to bare
Cindy is a nudist,
Right to, right to bare
Yogi has a cheesy dick,
Camem-, Camem-
Yogi has a cheesy dick,
Camem-, Camembert
Camem-, Camembert, Camem-, Camembert
Yogi has a cheesy dick,
Camem-, Camembert
Cindy Bear has double Ds,
More than, More than
Cindy Bear has double Ds,
More than I can bare
More than I can bare, more than I can bare
Cindy Bear has double Ds,
More than I can bare
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You’re stupid
You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re so fucking dumb,
If it wasn’t for your mother,
You would be a speck of cum!
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My sister Belinda
To the tune of Ay, yai, yai, yai Canta y no llores.
Chorus:
Ai, jai, jai jai,
Si, si, señora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero
Verse:
I like my gin, it helps me slip in,
But give me the good old vino,
It gives me a grand supremo
Chorus
Alternative verses:
I like my rum, it helps me to come,
I like my whiskey, it makes me feel frisky,
I like Drambuie, it makes my cum gooey,
I like Jack Daniels, it helps me fuck spaniels
I like my beer, it makes me feel queer
I like my beer, it makes my cum clear
I like my sherry, it makes me feel merry
I like my Guinness, it helps me to finish
I like Bacardi, it helps me to party
I like my brandy, it makes me feel randy
I like my stout, it helps me pull out
I like my lager, it helps me fuck harder
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My foreskin
My oneskin hangs down to my twoskin,
My twoskin hangs down to my three,
My threeskin hangs down to my fourskin,
My foreskin hangs down to my knee
Role back, roll back
Role back my foreskin for me, for me,
Role back, roll back,
Please roll back my foreskin for me
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The beer’s prayer
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those that spill against us,
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter, and the lager,
forever and ever
Barmen!