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S-H-I, T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (it sucked!),
Shitty trail (it blew!),
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail,
I would rather fuck your mom than hash a shitty trail,
S-H-I,T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
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It’s a long way to Hash Beer Island,
It’s a long way to go.
It’s a long way to Hash Beer Island,
To the sweetest draft I know.
I will run through the woods and Shiggy!
I’ll run through snakes and bears!
It’s a long long way to Hash Beer Island,
But cold beer is there!
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We down-down beer in the morning,
We down-down beer at night,
We down-down beer on this shitty trail, it makes us feel alright,
We down-down beer in the circle, and during time of fines,
We down-down beer before we down-down beer and then we down some more.
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This is – your kennel name -,
If you’re not sweating, you’re probably dying.
If you’re hardly drinking, you’re hardly trying,
And if you’re easily offended, quit your crying.
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Here’s to the Hashers,
We are what we drink!
We’re prepared for this trail,
Or at least that’s what we think!
Either way we’ll Down-Down these beers,
Til there is no ‘mo.
Crush the cans,
And On-On we go!
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Oh, mister fisherman, home from sea,
Have you got a lobster big enough for me?
CHORUS:
Singing ai-tiddly-ai, shit or bust,
Never let your ballocks dangle in the dust.
Yes sir, yes sir, I have two,
And the biggest bloody bastard I will sell to you.
I took the lobster home, but I couldn’t find a dish,
So I put it in the place where the missus goes to piss.
In the middle of the night, as you may know,
The missus got up, to let the water flow.
Well, first there came a groan, and then there came a grunt,
And just like Donald Trump, it grabbed her by the cunt.
The missus grabbed the poker, I grabbed the broom,
And we chased the bloody bastard round and round the room!
I hit it on the head, I hit it on the side,
I hit it in the balls, till the bloody bastard died.
There’s a moral to this story, and the moral is this,
Always have a look before you take a piss.
That’s the end of my story, there isn’t any more,
There’s an apple up my ass, and you can eat the core!
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world
And the feta cheese
Everybody’s looking for Stilton
Some of them want Gouda
Some of them want Fondue
Some of them want Fontina
Some of them want Mozzarellaaaaaaa
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What’s a girl gotta do to get a dick in this town
Don’t wanna be alone till the sun goes down
Just a salty something to put my mouth around
What’s a girl gotta do to get a dick in this town
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Baby you’re all that I want
When I’m laying here on your dick
I find it hard to believe
You jizzed on meeeeeee
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Oh if I had boobs,
That would be the only thing I’d ever need
Oh if I had boobs,
Money, fame and fortune never could compete
If I had boobs,
Life would be a party it’d be ECSTASY!
Oh if I had boobs
B-b-b-b-b-boobs
B-b-b-b-b-boobs
B-b-b-b-b-boobs
Oh if I had boobs