Offensive
By: One-Eyed and Game Ovary
You’re as cold as ice
You’re willing to sacrifice your butt
You never whistled twice
Someday you’ll pay the price on snow
You fucked up on trail
We’ve called you in for crimes
Pull down your shorts and show us your behind
You never found marks
You got lost on the way
Get ready to drink when you head us say
Down down down down down down down…
Uncategorized
Oklahoma!
where the beer and water taste the same
it’s three point two, but hey! f*** you
we’ll drink twice as much so don’t complain Oklahoma!
where my harriette and I
lay trail with chalk
and see small cocks
As we watch nice titties bouncing by
‘Cause we know we belong to the land
And the Wee Hee will drink ’til we can’t stand
So when I saaay!
Down! Down, down, down, down, down, down!
We know you’re saying, you’re f***ing drunk
Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
O! – K! – L! – A! – H! – O! – M! – A!
Oklahoma! ok…
Alternative version, with the death of near beer in OK:
Oklahoma!
Where the beer’s no longer three point two
And now you may scoff
But hey, fuck off!
We’ll still drink twice as much as you!
Oklahoma!
where my harriette and I
lay trail with chalk
and see small cocks
As we watch nice titties bouncing by
‘Cause we know we belong to the land
And the Wee Hee will drink ’til we can’t stand
So when I saaay!
Down! Down, down, down, down, down, down!
We know you’re saying, you’re f***ing drunk
Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
O! – K! – L! – A! – H! – O! – M! – A!
Oklahoma! ok…
Offensive
My cock will choke you,
My cock will choke you,
When I put it in your mouth,
My cock will choke you,
My cock will choke you,
When I put it in your mouth.
Can’t say your safe word,
Can’t say your safe word,
When my cock is in your mouth,
Can’t say your safe word,
Can’t say your safe word,
When my cock is in your mouth.