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They’ve returned to us, some from far away,
Some fucking excuse, each of them did say,
As we listen to it,
We know they’re full of shit,
They are assholes, after all.
They are assholes, after all,
They are assholes, after all,
They are assholes, after all,
Fuck you all, assholes.
Drink it down, down, down, down etc.
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Give (name) a beer, a really big beer,
We will watch him drink it down.
Girls, you know if he drinks it all,
He will never get it up.
Oh, the stories sad to tell,
It picked up and then it fell.
You would die if you could see,
Drink with your family,
drink it with your friends
Drink ‘til your fat stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread it’s good for you
We like to drink ‘til we spew – ew!
Who cares if we get fat
I’ll drink to that … And so we sing –
down down down
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Give some pills, the famous ‘V’,
We will watch him eat ’em down.
Boys, you know if he takes them all,
Tonight he’ll never get to sleep.
Oh, the story fun to tell,
How, it rose and never fell.
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Girls, you’d laugh if you could see,
beat his rock-hard wee-wee wee wee wee wee wee.
Drink it down down down down.
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Hello Andrex my old friend
I’ve come to wipe my ass again
Got no bidet in my bathroom
So TP please don’t run out soon
Cause my ass is all messy from my shit
It smells a bit
I need a hit
Of Andrex
(Or insert popular brand name of loo roll instead of Andrex.)
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Coronya, Coronya, Coronya, In Chinese that means, “I’ll kill ya,”
If I had my way I’d Coronya all day, Coronya, Coronya, Coronya
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Ooo you make my sinus run, My sinus run,
Fever of a 1-0-1. My Corona
When I’m in a public place, I mask my face. I’m Chicago’s newest case. My Corona
Hands are never clean. Quarantined. Failed my viral screen. Got my fever up. Facial touch, Now I’m gonna just Die-ie-ie-ie Achoooo M-m-m-my Corona.
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No Corona…
No No Corona…
Your face is where your masked. Your house is where you’re stuck.
Your face you cannot touch. Your house is where you….
No Corona… No No Corona…
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We’re drinking together,
But now it’s farewell.
And maybe we’ll come back,
To hash through more hell.
I guess we’ve assigned enough blame,
To hares and to hounds (hares and hounds),
But let’s all just drink one more beer, again!
It’s the final down down!
dowdowdown dooown,
dowdow down down down,
dowdowdown dooown,
dowdow down down down down dooown.
It’s time for on after (after),
And still, we are here.
‘Cause drinking and laughter,
Is good for us all.
With so many beers to go,
And marks to be found (to be found),
I’m sure next trail we all will show.
It’s the final down down!
dowdowdown dooown,
dowdow down down down,
dowdowdown dooown,
dowdow down down down down dooown.
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You are my ________
Our only _____
You make us happy, when skies are bleak.
You’ll never know _______
How much we like you, please keep coming to the hash every week.
Drink it down!