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It’s Raining, It’s Pouring
It’s raining, it’s pouring
Sex with you is boring
Went to bed with your sister (brother, mother, etc) instead
And didn’t wake up as horny
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Santa Claus is Cumming on You
Oh you better beware,
It could be your turn.
You better prepare,
To be showered with sperm.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
He’s got a trenchcoat,
‘Cause he’s wearing no pants.
He’ll bugger you good,
If you give him a chance.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping,
He’ll fuck you wide-awake.
He’ll leave you wet and dripping,
So lock your door, for goodness sakes!
He’s got a big fist
And jerking it twice,
He’ll pop a big load,
That’s his favorite vice.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
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Joy to the girls
Joy to the girls,
Of (kennel name) Hash.
Your presents in my pants,
Now won’t you just unwrap it,
Now bitch better get to lappin it,
Repeat that bobbing stroke,
Repeat that bobbing stroke,
Repeat repeat until you choke.
Joy to the girls,
I’ve finally cum,
A past time I enjoy.
Now get your shrivelled beanie,
Up off my fucking weenie,
And call yourself a cab,
And get me one more beer,
And remember you’re doing it again next year!
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Foreskins in the sky
The lady of the manor,
was dressing for the ball.
When she saw the old town cripple,
Tossing up against the wall.
Chorus:
With his rare old kidney wiper,
And his balls the size of 3 (or 4, or 5),
And a yard and a half of foreskin,
Hanging below his knees.
Yippee yhi yeh,
Yippee yhi yo,
Foreskins in the sky.
Verse 2:
She wrote him a letter,
A letter she did write,
Saying I’d rather be had by you sir,
Than my husband any night.
Chorus
Verse 3:
He mounted his white charger,
The finest in the land,
And rode up to the manor,
With his penis in his hand.
Chorus
Verse 4:
He rode up to the manor,
He rode up to the hall,
Good god cried the butler,
He’s come to fuck us all,
Chorus
Verse 5:
He fucked them in the kitchen,
He fucked them in the hall,
He even ducked the paintings,
That were hanging on the wall.
Chorus
Verse 6:
Some say he went to heaven,
Some say he went to hell,
Some say he fucked the devil,
And his devil wife as well.
Chorus
Verse 7:
Now listen to my story,
I tell you do take heed,
Or the old town cripple will come for you,
And do his dirty deed.
Last chorus:
with his rare old kidney wiper,
And his balls the size of 3 (or 4, or 5),
And a yard and a half of foreskin,
Hanging below his knees.
Yippee yhi yeh,
Yippee yhi yo,
Foreskins in the…
Yippee yhi yeh,
Yippee yhi yo,
Foreskins in the sky!
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From the hole (hashing sex machine)
From the hole in my dear mother’s womb,
Came a sorry prick like me.
I have fucked the cunt of cattle,
And a hairy chimpanzee.
First to find the bright red condom,
Keep up on her till she screams.
I am proud to wear the title,
Of a hashing sex machine!
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We will Hash you
Buddy you’re a hare make a shit trail,
Layin’ in the street gonna be a good hare some day,
You got beer on yo’ face,
You big disgrace,
Spillin yo down down all over the place,
Singin’
We will we will hash you!
We will we will hash you!
Buddy you’re a drunk hound lost hound,
Shoutin’ in the street gonna find your way on trail some day,
You got blood on yo’ face,
You big disgrace,
Trippin over shiggy all over the place,
We will we will hash you,
(Sing it!)
We will we will hash you,
Buddy you’re an old hound horny hound,
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna get you some sex some day,
You got tits on your face,
Big disgrace,
(Male Hasher’s name) in drag you should have said no thanks.
Singin we will we will hash you,
We will we will hash you.
You will, you will down down.
You will, you will down down.
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Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest
Put my service to the test
Wrap your legs around my neck cherie
And I will do the rest
Manage’ troi, 69, without your clothes you look just fine
Try the white stuff it’s delicious
Don’t believe me
Ask the bitches
They will scream, they will moan
As I give them all the bone,
Cause fucking here is never second best!
Cmon unzip my pants
Just take a look, a glance,
And Be my guest, be my guest, be my guest!
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Underneath Me
Chorus:
Underneath me,
Underneath me,
You look so fetching,
I will be stretching,
You vaginally!
Whether it’s doggy style or crone,
You bring the fish, I’ll bring the bone
It is your muffin I will be stuffing
Underneath me!
Up there she’s got those real nice boobs
Down there her hot Fallopian tubes
Everything’s better when she gets wetter
Underneath Me!
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The sexual life of the camel
The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphinx’s posterior orifice
Is filled with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile.
Singing rub-titty-rub-titty-titty-rub
rub-titty-rub-titty-yeah
rub-titty-rub-titty-titty-rub
The assholes are here to stay
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Stuff your butt
To the tune of Row, row, row your boat.
Stuff, stuff, stuff your butt,
Stuff your butt with cream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is a wet dream
Suck, suck, suck my cock,
Give me screaming skull,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a ball!