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How Far I’ll Go

July 25, 2019August 16, 2019
by MastaBaba

There’s a mark where the hare laid the chalk and it calls me,
But no one knows, how far it goes.
All the time wondering where-I-need-to-be is behind me,
I’m on my own, to trails unknown.
Every turn I take, every trail I track,
Is a choice I make, now I can’t turn back.
From the great unknown where we go alone,
Where I long to be,
See the mark of the chalk in the street, it calls me,
And yes I know that I can go,
There’s a beer ne’ar-by and the pack is beside me,
Soon I’ll know how far I’ll go.

Offensive

Shitty Trail (Columbus)

June 27, 2019
by MastaBaba

S-H-I, T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (it sucked!),
Shitty trail (it blew!),
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail,
I would rather fuck your mom than hash a shitty trail,
S-H-I,T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

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We will Hash you

November 14, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

Buddy you’re a hare make a shit trail,
Layin’ in the street gonna be a good hare some day,
You got beer on yo’ face,
You big disgrace,
Spillin yo down down all over the place,

Singin’
We will we will hash you!
We will we will hash you!

Buddy you’re a drunk hound lost hound,
Shoutin’ in the street gonna find your way on trail some day,
You got blood on yo’ face,
You big disgrace,
Trippin over shiggy all over the place,

We will we will hash you,
(Sing it!)
We will we will hash you,

Buddy you’re an old hound horny hound,
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna get you some sex some day,
You got tits on your face,
Big disgrace,
(Male Hasher’s name) in drag you should have said no thanks.

Singin we will we will hash you,
We will we will hash you.

You will, you will down down.
You will, you will down down.

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We are the hashers

November 14, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

I’ve paid my dues,
Been lost out on trail,
I’ve lost my beer,
So I’m gonna wail.

And bad mistakes,
I’ve made a few,
I’ve hit my share of falsies and backchecks,
But I’ve come through!

Chorus:
We are the hashers, my friends,
And we’ll keep on hashing ’til the end.
We are the hashers,
We are the hashers,
No time for back checks,
‘Cause we are the hashers of the world!

I was frb,
And now dfl,
That back check got me lost and everything that goes with it,
Til I found you all.
The trail’s been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise,
I consider it a challenge before the whole drunken race,
And I ain’t gonna lose

Chorus

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