Chorus:
Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best
(Shag a wallaby)
Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best

Have a shag with a stag boys, have a shag with stag,
(Shag a wallaby)
Have a shag with a stag boys, have a shag with stag

Chorus

Alternative verses:
Change your luck with a duck, Chuck
A camel’s a hell of a lay, Kay
A moose is no bloody use, Bruce
You can shoot your load in a toad, dude
A rhino’s a hell of a treat, Pete
A mongoose is no piece of cake, Jake
You can come again in a hen, men
You can stuff your log in a frog, boys
You can stick your pole in a mole, Cole
Put your log up a dog, Claude