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This hand is your hand
This hand is your hand
This gland is my gland
So rub it slowly
To make my thing stand
Let’s play forever
We’ll cum together
Your hand was made to stroke my gland
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Your Mom
No one sucks like your mom
Takes a nut like your mom
Lines up ten guys and licks all their butts like your mom
As a specimen yes she’s a semen gobbler
My what a slut is your mom!
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Yo ho Yo ho Yo ho (Pirate Song)
I put my hand upon her toe
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her toe
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her toe
She said hey hasher you’re way too low
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her knee
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her knee
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her knee
She said hey hasher quit teasing me
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
She said hey hasher you’re way to shy
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her tit
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her tit
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her tit
She said hey hasher quit squeezing it
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her twat
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her twat
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her twat
She said hey hasher now that’s the spot
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my dick inside her mouth
Yo ho yo ho
I put my dick inside her mouth
Yo ho yo ho
I put my dick inside her mouth
She said (incoherent mumbling)
Get in get out
Quit fucking about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
Yo ho yo ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
Yo ho yo ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
From sucking too many hasher’s cocks
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
We dig her up every now and then
Yo ho yo ho
We dig her up every now and then
Yo ho yo ho
We dig her up every now and then
We fucked her once we’ll fuck her again
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
And now she’s gone but not forgotten
Yo ho yo ho
And now she’s gone but not forgotten
Yo ho yo ho
And now she’s gone but not forgotten
We fucked her live we’ll fuck her rotten
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
The worms have eaten her through and through
Yo ho yo ho
The worms have eaten her through and through
Yo ho yo ho
The worms have eaten her through and through
What the hell more holes to screw
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
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The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
The restroom door said “Gentlemen” so I just walked inside,
I took two steps and realized I’d been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied
By three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse,
Than three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse?
The restroom door said “Gentlemen,” it must have been a gag.
As soon as I did walk therein, I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of Mace and hit me with her bag.
It just wasn’t cut out to be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn’t cut out to be my day!
The restroom door said “Gentlemen” and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Because I’ve got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind.
Now I’ll never sit in comfort or joy.
Boy oh boy!
Now I’ll never sit in comfort or joy.
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Santa Claus is Cumming on You
Oh you better beware,
It could be your turn.
You better prepare,
To be showered with sperm.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
He’s got a trenchcoat,
‘Cause he’s wearing no pants.
He’ll bugger you good,
If you give him a chance.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping,
He’ll fuck you wide-awake.
He’ll leave you wet and dripping,
So lock your door, for goodness sakes!
He’s got a big fist
And jerking it twice,
He’ll pop a big load,
That’s his favorite vice.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
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I’m dreaming of a Pink Pussy
I’m dreaming of a Pink pussy,
Just like the ones I used to screw,
With a sweet aroma,
That really shows ya’,
That cunnilingus is for you.
I’m dreaming of my love’s pussy,
Each time I jack off in the night.
May her thighs be creamy and white,
And may her vagina be tight.
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Rudolph the Gayest Reindeer
Rudolph the gayest reindeer,
Had a very shiny chin,
Cuz when he blew old Santa,
Santa’d cum again and again.
All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him gay,
Rudolph just smiled and puckered,
Cuz he was riding in the sleigh.
Then one horny Christmas Eve,
Rudolph porked Mrs. Claus,
Santa found out and kicked him out,
Saying how I’ll miss those jaws.
All of the other reindeer,
Laughed at Santa as he cried,
They knew what Santa didn’t,
Rudolph always had been Bi.
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Give it a blow
Well the weather outside is frightful,
But my dick is so delightful.
If you really want to see it grow,
Give it a blow give it a blow give it a blow.
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
My dick is ready for hopping.
If you want a really good show,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.
When it’s time to kiss good-night,
How I’ll hate going out in the storm!
Be careful now don’t you bite,
With your tongue I will make you warm.
The fire is slowly dying,
And my dear, we’re still good-bye-ing,
But as long as you want me so,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.
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A short song for a violation
(Spoken)
No no no!
Bad bad bad!
Down down down!
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Walkin round in women’s underwear
Lacy things,
The wife is missing.
Didn’t ask,
Her permission.
I’m wearing her clothes,
Silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the store,
There’s a teddy,
Little Straps,
Like spaghetti,
They hold me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown,
He’ll say are you ready,
I’ll say no man,
Let’s wait until the wife is out of town.
Later on,
If you wanna,
We can dress,
Like Madonna.
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.