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Not far from Auld Reekie
All covered in mud
I went on a hash run
I was in the skud
The polis came runnin’
But couldnae catch me
They were right scunnered
But I am still free
OnOn to the beer check
To down a good dram
I do love my hashing
But now I must scram!
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Give (name) a beer, a really big beer,
We will watch him drink it down.
Girls, you know if he drinks it all,
He will never get it up.
Oh, the stories sad to tell,
It picked up and then it fell.
You would die if you could see,
Drink with your family,
drink it with your friends
Drink ‘til your fat stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread it’s good for you
We like to drink ‘til we spew – ew!
Who cares if we get fat
I’ll drink to that … And so we sing –
down down down
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Give some pills, the famous ‘V’,
We will watch him eat ’em down.
Boys, you know if he takes them all,
Tonight he’ll never get to sleep.
Oh, the story fun to tell,
How, it rose and never fell.
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Hello Andrex my old friend
I’ve come to wipe my ass again
Got no bidet in my bathroom
So TP please don’t run out soon
Cause my ass is all messy from my shit
It smells a bit
I need a hit
Of Andrex
(Or insert popular brand name of loo roll instead of Andrex.)
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Ooo you make my sinus run, My sinus run,
Fever of a 1-0-1. My Corona
When I’m in a public place, I mask my face. I’m Chicago’s newest case. My Corona
Hands are never clean. Quarantined. Failed my viral screen. Got my fever up. Facial touch, Now I’m gonna just Die-ie-ie-ie Achoooo M-m-m-my Corona.
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Joy to the world
The hash is done
It’s time … To drink… a beer
And drink another beer
And then another beer
And then another beer
And then another beer
And then another
Another beer
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The poop in my butt goes plop plop plop,
Plop plop plop, plop plop plop.
The poop in my butt goes plop plop plop,
Drink it down down down down down down
On each plop plop plop the RA should bend at the knees and act like they are pooping.
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Oh, you pretty,
Shiggy Down Down, Shiggy Shiggy Down Down,
We love you and our pretty.
Shiggy Down Down, Shiggy Shiggy Down Down,
Loves us too.
High, low, anywhere we go,
On Shiggy Shiggy, On On, dogs!
Down Down, Shiggy Shiggy Down Down,
Run on a bender, friend.
Down Down, Shiggy Shiggy Down Down,
Run on a bender, friends!
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Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born at all
He´s no fucking use to anyone
He´s no fucking use at all
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I love booze,
booze loves me.
Oh my god I have to pee.
I’m so drunk I’m falling in the floor.
Alcoholic 🦕.