Hashmas

The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

December 6, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

The restroom door said “Gentlemen” so I just walked inside,
I took two steps and realized I’d been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied
By three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse,
Than three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse?

The restroom door said “Gentlemen,” it must have been a gag.
As soon as I did walk therein, I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of Mace and hit me with her bag.
It just wasn’t cut out to be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn’t cut out to be my day!

The restroom door said “Gentlemen” and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Because I’ve got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind.
Now I’ll never sit in comfort or joy.
Boy oh boy!
Now I’ll never sit in comfort or joy.

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Santa Claus is Cumming on You

December 6, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

Oh you better beware,
It could be your turn.
You better prepare,
To be showered with sperm.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!

He’s got a trenchcoat,
‘Cause he’s wearing no pants.
He’ll bugger you good,
If you give him a chance.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!

He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping,
He’ll fuck you wide-awake.
He’ll leave you wet and dripping,
So lock your door, for goodness sakes!

He’s got a big fist
And jerking it twice,
He’ll pop a big load,
That’s his favorite vice.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!

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I’m dreaming of a Pink Pussy

December 6, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

I’m dreaming of a Pink pussy,
Just like the ones I used to screw,
With a sweet aroma,
That really shows ya’,
That cunnilingus is for you.

I’m dreaming of my love’s pussy,
Each time I jack off in the night.
May her thighs be creamy and white,
And may her vagina be tight.

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Rudolph the Gayest Reindeer

December 6, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

Rudolph the gayest reindeer,
Had a very shiny chin,
Cuz when he blew old Santa,
Santa’d cum again and again.

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him gay,
Rudolph just smiled and puckered,
Cuz he was riding in the sleigh.

Then one horny Christmas Eve,
Rudolph porked Mrs. Claus,
Santa found out and kicked him out,
Saying how I’ll miss those jaws.

All of the other reindeer,
Laughed at Santa as he cried,
They knew what Santa didn’t,
Rudolph always had been Bi.

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Give it a blow

December 6, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

Well the weather outside is frightful,
But my dick is so delightful.
If you really want to see it grow,
Give it a blow give it a blow give it a blow.

It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
My dick is ready for hopping.
If you want a really good show,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.

When it’s time to kiss good-night,
How I’ll hate going out in the storm!
Be careful now don’t you bite,
With your tongue I will make you warm.

The fire is slowly dying,
And my dear, we’re still good-bye-ing,
But as long as you want me so,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.

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Walkin round in women’s underwear

November 29, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

Lacy things,
The wife is missing.
Didn’t ask,
Her permission.
I’m wearing her clothes,
Silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the store,
There’s a teddy,
Little Straps,
Like spaghetti,
They hold me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown,
He’ll say are you ready,
I’ll say no man,
Let’s wait until the wife is out of town.

Later on,
If you wanna,
We can dress,
Like Madonna.
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

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Joy to the girls

November 29, 2018December 10, 2018
by MastaBaba

Joy to the girls,
Of (kennel name) Hash.
Your presents in my pants,
Now won’t you just unwrap it,
Now bitch better get to lappin it,
Repeat that bobbing stroke,
Repeat that bobbing stroke,
Repeat repeat until you choke.

Joy to the girls,
I’ve finally cum,
A past time I enjoy.
Now get your shrivelled beanie,
Up off my fucking weenie,
And call yourself a cab,
And get me one more beer,
And remember you’re doing it again next year!

Tag: Hashmas

The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

Santa Claus is Cumming on You

I’m dreaming of a Pink Pussy

Rudolph the Gayest Reindeer

Give it a blow

Walkin round in women’s underwear

Joy to the girls

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